When you have a micro penis, you need to compensate. That’s why Trump needs so much gold. Why so many Americans need huge trucks. Why billionaires need a space company. It’s all to compensate something they can never have.

Well, people without style can also be awful people. Trump is living proof of that.

Plus his rockets are pointy.

Have you seen the costumes of the SS? The German tanks? The epic bunker, mountain mansion and cars of Hitler? Have you seen the palaces of Nicolae Ceaușescu, Putin, Sadam Hussain, Gaddafi, Kim Yong Un? They were/are fucking evil but they did/do have style.

It looks like Trump wants the same but ordered everything from Aliexpress.

Ah yes, the look of every dictator’s palace. Loads of gold. Only thing is, most dictators have a form of taste, Trump clearly does not.

The outside has been painted by Van Gogh.

You must have an amazing porn collection. You can store it on my NAS

The size of the menu makes it easy to recognize (with the icons) to find the option you want. The small windows menus can be really long and always makes you read half of it to find the one you need. The only option I would like to see added (as stated by someone else here in the comments) is the “stop after current song”.

“Oh no, a platform with options, why would anyone want options?”

Go buy a MacBook if you like basic functions. Yt music is getting closer to old fashioned but amazing Winamp. I praise them for it. With one menu button you have all the options 1 click away. No submenu’s, no 5 different menu’s, just one with everything. How can you complain about this? I’d say that’s mild infuriating. “oh look, a platform is doing something right, let’s make fun of them because I just wat a play and pause function and nothing more.”

Sorry, that photo isn’t perfect either.

This is made from sand by monks.

This ruined my day, thanks.

Edit: here is some eyebleech:

Ok. Guess I’m too old for this kind of humor. Thanks to the spoiler though :)

Yeah well that’s 30% more than me. I’m at a complete loss, but I don’t know why that’s so funny. By now I’m too afraid to ask…

I was born just before the Chernobyl disaster. Which explains a lot of what’s wrong with me, now coming to think of it…

Ain’t no anyone ever tell yuuu it’s coulur yuuu dummy? Speak proper 'Murican or go back to Mexicow.

People don’t have holidays anymore these days?

I thought “stressed”, “anxious”, “sad” would be a part of the free “depression” plan, “okay” would be paywall protected.

Stone isn’t nature? Looks like natural stone to me. It’s ugly AF but both are artifical and have little to do with nature.

Edit: it’s just a joke guys, don’t take it too seriously lol

Whe’re?

Maybe try a good chatbot first to fix your spelling mistakes?

We’re talking about the dangers of chatbots to people with mental health issues. Your solution sure is going to fix that. /s