Can I register your bet for 27 dollars or euros?

I recently got a relationship. But don’t think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(

Fuck trucks.

I love it when cats on the street come over to be petted. And how my own cats are like “oh, you’re finally home, give us food now and then you can fuck right off, I’m going to sleep”

I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.

When will he be hacked… Let’s place bets everyone!

I totally agree

Got the wrong dentist mate

I can’t get through my day without a shit ton of drugs

This is still relevant.

As long as it isn’t a blue waffle, I’ll eat it

Could only find a French dubbed clip

Barber’s Johnny

Never had this issue. I do get the occasional boobs on me from the dentist or dental hygienist but I don’t mind. It’s part of the reason I come back there.

Subject: Drowning

Dear Sir / Madam,

I’m writing to inform you about a drowning on the premises of…

No, that’s too formal.

Dear Sir / Madan,

Drowning! Drowning! Help me!

123 Carington rd.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,

Maurice Moss

Would be worse if it’s the other way around

You don’t. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.

Vanilla?!? Disgusting

Probably next rts game you’ll have to pay €0.5 per unit built and shooters you pay €0.2 per bullet. Rpg games will have item shops for real money.

In* wrong translation :)

Is he an Aldi store owner by any chance?

I’m not kidding. Just had my dinner too, she’s under the shower right now