Lord Wiggle

Every movement with a gun sounds like there’s a loose screw in it (it always clicks). Also it usually has a clip of 300+ bullets.

Every mouse or keyboard input into a computer, every loading bar, every screen popping up makes screaching sounds. Except when having a failing DVD drive or broken hard disk I’ve never heard any computer making these sounds.

A secret tracking or listening device has a blinking red light and beeps.

Every car, always with airconditioning, drives with open windows because of the window reflections. Even during rain, extreme heat or highly contagious zombies trying to bite you through the open window.

Yes, just like Americans they think it’s their country and the original inhabitants have no place in their country.

Damn, you beat me to it.

It could kill a European, if consumed by a European. However, it is consumed by an American, so it kills an American.

If I had a kid, it would be against my wishes. Take it, the second one too if it would ever get there.

“to verify you are really watching, raise your right hand, look to your left, cut off your ear”

It’s a myth, I can’t be real

Kid or kidney, your choice

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Yes, you need a microphone, and allow them access to your bank account. If you didn’t smile, vocally approve AND purchased the ad content you will be punished by 12 tripple ads instead of 4 double. Saying anything bad about Google or YouTube and you will get an automatic double priced Premium subscription for 6 months. This effect stacks. It will also not give you less ads. Refusing to watch any video on YouTube anymore will cost you your first born child.

Hahaha watching an Otomatone cover of Take On Me. Worth watching the ads!

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This is only 2025, a year later they also want a list of the people you love the most so they can kidnap one to demand you buy Premium, which will mean they will get you premium looking ads instead of shitty looking ads.

I’m in (the top of) this image and I don’t like it.

I recently read a post of someone saying he loves fucking with people by going on forums commenting on unsolved issues “I managed to solve it! Finally!” without saying how nor never replying to people asking what he did. So you might have seen him.

Spike these with cyanide and Trump rallies will be empty.

So do they have lead in them by any chance?

I’m from The Netherlands. Every autumn there’s a whole leaf lower army coming out of nowhere, municipality workers who start way too early, and instead of running the damn thing constantly, they are playing with the gas making them even more annoying then bikers screaming for attention. Wrrrrr wrrrr Wrrrrr Wrrrrr wrrrrrrrrrrr wrrrr. They are moving leafs from one side to the other, then to move them back again. They are paid by the hour, not by the amount of work they do, so they are just messing around waking up everyone at 7am which is horrible for anyone working late or night shifts. Hours and hours. They are even blowing leafs in parks, clearing grass and dirt spots from leafs, destroying the natural decomposing and fungi creating great compost for next year’s greenery. It’s so fucking useless, it’s so fucking annoying, it’s so fucking stupid, yet every year they manage to get more and more leaf blowers out, all running on diesel, moving leafs around pointlessly. The leafs are all put in big round baskets. While they are blowing all the leafs around, the wind blows all the leafs out of those baskets again, creating a circle of never ending leaf blowing.

I saw this post and I immediately fell a great anger boiling up from deep inside of me. I had to vent this anger, as you’ve seen. I probably need therapy because of leaf blowers. If you ever hear of a Dutch leaf blower massacre, you can assume it was me.

There, I did it. Have a nice day, keep kalm and kill leaf blowers.

Edit: grammer/typos

I’m Dutch, everyone I know from my age knows Cypress Hill. I mean, he’s a fucking legend.

That’s what you get when you open windows.

The story of Netanyahu’s wife.

This one or the real one? Both right? Although I’d say this one is art, so real one then probably.