As a skilled worker with a kidney transplant, I am painfully aware of this.

I don’t think so. I hope not!

Howie Mandel had hair at one time as well.

If I grew up on a farm this would be impressive.

Hmm I don’t know. Looks like Eastern Oklahoma to me.

Wait who is hating on Weird Al?! I still won’t forgive Prince’s dead ass for being mean to him.

I think you are forgetting good ol American gumption!

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!

Hi, yeah. Uh long time listener, first time caller. Thank you for taking my question. Yes, I was wondering does Linux do this? I’ll take my answer off the air. Thanks!

My partner and I work 4 10s. She gets Friday off and I get Monday off. I think I get the better end of the deal not coming in on Mondays.

That fork has a lisp. And I can’t explain that.

I have a yahoo address with only five letters.

Yay!

Every porn I have ever watched.

You see they want to be eaten.

Certain words over time become offensive and should no longer be used. I would ask you not to use the term “shareholders” I don’t believe it is appropriate. Try other terms that are more accurate and less offensive. For example “slave holders”, “Evil bastards”, or “Fucking capitalists scum ruining the world for everyone”.

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

My name is Lola Skumpy and I like totally approve this!