alright I’m putting my gloves on. Gatorade is an electrolyte drink. the sugar hides saltiness. also, Kool aid flavors are way fucking tastier. don’t disrespect Kool aid like that again.

a slice a suck I used to say

I used to prostitute myself in class for people’s slices

I sent this to my Jewish Japanese friend and they only had one thing to say to me: shalomonichiwa

bet you guys didn’t know Dog is actually short for something.

my friend got killed by an attacking goose when we were kids. I tried to help but the goose was just too brightly colored for me to fight back.

damn that difference is as big as the Himalayas vs the Hermalayas

can’t afford Elmer’s. gotta go for the rose art

but it affects innocent people who wanna drink soda for fun or protect themselves

alright flik I’m gonna fuck you up ant mf

Japan

I’m a jeep owner and have a huge one. maybe like 6 or 7 inches!

I mean… it was a subset but I wouldn’t say small by any means. at least for my broke ass family, we really struggled to send me to the weekend and summer camps you generally need to attend to get all the badges to get eagle in time. it’s definitely something not every family can afford.

is your mom the housing crash?

it’s true. I was one of those guys on the train. why didn’t OP just put the NSFW tag??

I ain’t screwing with half my ass off my seat

alrighty so torx screws are just shit in most cases you encounter them

honestly torx is still garbage. the tiny ones on the bottom of tech products that get cemented in still strip like nobody’s business.

you’ll be fine. I played WoW in the early 2000s with these Internet speeds.

true France is actually Cameroon