Mom: Don’t speak with a full mouth!

Nothing. There isn’t any idiom for that.

I’m from Ukraine but Russian is my native language.

No, it isn’t so. Doesn’t even look like a very bad translation. Just no.

Are we still talking about the illustration?

No, gazilionaries – copyright owners. And you are defending them.

American Americans: How dare you! That’s brown, not black!

Americans: How dare you use your racist slur, you rasistic rasist! That man is black, not orange!

Those comics were much more difficult to draw than you imagine. Try it – it isn’t easy. Those memes had their own aesthetics. They weren’t just poorely drawn.

if you made a shitty hand drawing, even in the old mspaint, the thing would be funnier.

Bad picture is a bad picture. It might be intentionally bad because of some context, but you can’t make something funnier just by decreasing the quality of illustration.

I don’t see how you can make OP’s message funnier by worse illustation.

And?

Now I can’t even put the book down and it is talking to me.

Yeah, those audiobooks are cancer for stupid illiterate hipsters! (continue ranting something unintelligible)

Poor gazillionaires (sobbing). Can we donate them? I can send them a few kg of shit. Or some grass, now it is a season for the grass.

Learning isn’t stealing. Humans also learn by looking at different works. By “stealing,” as you call it.

Hello, Deme…gogue :)

It isn’t “slop”. This image is magnitude more quality than most people are able to draw.

It is quite logical to search for something in the place where it might be (future) and not in the place where it obviously isn’t (present).

You need a r-value reference to extend the lifetime of the transient thought until it leaves scope.

Pedantry isn’t accepted either, sorry.

Nah, the car is exactly where it should be. Why would it be on an ideal road?

Many input mechanisms automatically substitute two hyphens with “–”.

What about getting home?