It’s not an oh-marge, it’s ho-mahg-ee.

Yah, replace the UPS with USPS and it’d be bangin

The third option: “Let them fight.”

Are we talking brown bears or black bears?

Brown bears are violently territorial and will attack you for being in eyeshot.

Black bears are basically giant racoons and will move away from people - especially if you’re making loud noises and making yourself look big - because they don’t want that smoke. They’ll only get aggressive if you surprise them or get anywhere near their younglings.

I’d probably take a black bear over a lot of dudes. As long as we got a good hundred feet or so of distance, Mr Bear and I ain’t gonna bother each other.

Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.

Hey Don’t write yourself off yet

Ballin

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: cars should be mechanically speed-limited, the way they wanted to when cars were first introduced.