Add a new currency called the buck which represents 1000 dollars. Over the next~200 years of inflation abolish the cent as a fraction of a dollar. When you reach a breaking point again, reintroduce a cent as a bill that represents 1000 bucks. Rinse and repeat every new inflationary super cycle.

Fake news. Everyone knows Mao descended from heaven to lead the unwashed masses into a better future and then he left one day cuz his celestial work visa expired and he had to go back home.

Damn it’s been a long time since I’ve had to use the whole thing:

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.

Nuclear fission also predates humans tho, checkmake Godzillathiests!

Badasses don’t invade their neighbors.

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The virgin comedy reteller vs the chad dad joke enjoyer.

Wait what, jow many kilominutes per hour is one mile per stone?

It was clearly staged. You expect me to believe that an American, a person from the land of guns, a person who grew up in schools filled with guns somehow can’t manage to hit his target with a gun; While a little over two years ago some Japanese dude, from the country that abhors guns, where guns are all but completely banned was able to not only make a cave-gun but also managed to lethally hit their target with it?

You can rotate the bottle before taking a sip to position it such that the cap doesn’t hit your face. You can also pour liquid out of the bottle without having it run into the cap using the same rotation technique before pouring.

Laser guided ballistics tank qualification+

It smells like you da toilet.

Wouldn’t setting to 180 be best, to maximize area of effectiveness.

Basically, yeah.

Perhaps. It most likely is on one of the ones you currently do not have, however there is a small chance it is on one that you currently do have.