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There are consequences, but those consequences are a big fat bonus and a golden parachute.
There are consequences, but those consequences are a big fat bonus and a golden parachute.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
God help them if they need to save a PDF.
But there’s already a serving spoon. Do we use both?
Too confusing, I’m gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.
The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.
Some have sensors that will really help heat food evenly and will adjust times and power levels depending on what you’re doing. Most are just default cook times, but if you haven’t tried it out, it’s worth it.
Double tap couldn’t hurt
I enjoy it. I like seeing what new bands or songs got my attention, the throwback to favorite songs from earlier in the year, and seeing how my tastes change over time. It’s fun.
Between all of the other big tech firms eating as much of my data as they can, I’m not too worried about Spotify sharing that I like Adele.
Death comes in threes.
Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…
I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.
Hey baby, are you DNA helicase?
Cause you can unzip my genes.
Didn’t similar shit get Microsoft hit with antitrust lawsuits?
The eventual key gouge down the side is gonna look great though.
“I had a minor misunderstanding with my friend, how can I fix it?!”
‘… talk to them about it?’
“oh, right.”
Roll credits
I use YouTube more than any streaming service and it was nice to get those perks. I am just waiting for the perks to be revoked and sold back to me one chunk at a time.
People own the woods.
Pony up, rents due.
hunter2
Is this the sequel to goatse?
Do I have to hold my pee while I’m pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?