Karlos_Cantana

Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

I slipped something in your drink. Don’t fight it. Just ride the wave.

I just dialed it and it said “the international number you dialed is not available”.

This article is a year old, but it’s still possible to buy dumb tvs.

I’d also like to make her come.

TIFIFY- “I have five unread semails”.

Because they didn’t have computers to show them that picture?

But the teams don’t get the money, just the school and the coaches.

Glad that won’t happen to me. I was born on January 6th.

I guess he just couldn’t take it anymore.

It appears that the artist knows my ex-wife.

I’m not a gay rabbit.

I hope I don’t die that young.

Holy shit! They glow in the dark now?!

I like boobs. Imagine what the logo would be if I had bought Twitter.