According to that definition, my cat is a cryptid.

I mean… That’s spot on.

Call Microsoft about a bug and tell me how well their support works for you.

Pretty well, actually.

I love that it exists, and allows you to manage your windows with such a low footprint.
But after reading up on it, actually using it and deviating from the defaults in any way sounds tedious for no real benefit.

Because Windows 10 Support runs out next year.

What does dwm do better than i3?

Edit: Found its selling point (from https://dwm.suckless.org/):

Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it’s pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.

With the current Windows 11 installer this doesn’t work anymore.
But you can download the ISO, use Rufus to create a USB boot stick and disable all the requirements (account, RAM, TPM, CPU generation) in Rufus’ options. Also lets you auto-deny all telemetry options and create a user account without prompting.

Though these days, you might get to recommend Linux anyway by saying “you should use wsl2.”

You really really shouldn’t. It sucks in a number of ways neither Windows nor Linux do by themselves.

Uhm, actually, it’s a copypasta that starts exactly the way they posted it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlD9UBTcSW4

I daily drive an Android phone without any Google services or apps.

Alt text: I’m the philosopher until someone hands me a burrito.

Because most sites have Google trackers installed.

Search engine optimizers.
If you spend more time on a site, it looks higher value, so they do everything to increase the time you need to find the info you came for.

Back then you didn’t find those sites through search engines. You found them through word of mouth.
Today, the people around you just don’t share sites like this anymore.

I prefer honey cause I’m no goddamn liberal hippie, so it’s important to me that animals were killed for my food.

One of them stands for a country that invaded its neighbors with the goal of starting a genocide.
The other one stands for Israel.

An Israel flag would fit nicely, too.

Every Windows version was shit when it came out, then became good through updates by the time the next version came out.
Except for Windows ME and 8, which were just shit.

The American interests are testing the drone in the field.

In Germany you can officially start a phd program with a bachelor’s, and I assume it’s the same all over Europe, since the degrees are supposed to be compatible.
No one does it without a master’s, and no prof will accept you into a phd program without one, but theoretically on paper it’s not needed.