It’s a long story

Yes I have but they aren’t much help against an SUV

Well shit

I love the idea of foldable phones but I cannot trust myself with something so fragile. I can hardly even take care of a traditional phone.

I’m lucky the Pixel 6 is as easy to repair as it is I’m on my third screen in like 2 years. Though I do kinda wish I did the 6a since it’s smaller.

I’m confused what the pink hat is supposed to have to do with the rest of the images

Do your feet hurt frequently?

This is basically the foundation of the scientific process

I do find it kinda funny that that the US gov. Was using “CCP propaganda” as an excuse to ban a platform of expression, and now many of those users have begun using an app that actually has a history of defending the CCP

I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I feel like I’m confused on what the definition of “liberal” is.

Dick. Jesus was gay.

theoretically you have to be eligible for the position of president in order to be vice president.

Then again, you theoretically couldn’t be president after attempting to stage a coup but yk anything goes these days.

There’s a Teflon generation in there somewhere

Quitter talk

Have you seen the foods we consume?

Hell, he can be a criminal and still win the popular vote!

Didn’t captain America literally become a fugitive of the state

Yes because the CIA definitely cares about LGBTQ rights

I get the joke but c’mon they definitely don’t.