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Cake day: August 17th, 2024

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  • There are more nasty things you ingest daily. the most healthy people die early because of simply bad genes while some smoking couch potatoes rapists live to 100 years old

    We need some cope though and semblance of control hence existence of religion, nutrition ‘science’ and rumba. People brains ain’t made to handle the raw reality

    So you can feel good and safe doing bullshit exercises up until the last day before random heart failure

    There is no scorn or contempt here don’t get me wrong it’s all fine as long as we feel good in my opinion. I wouldn’t think of anyone who doesn’t raw dog reality as a lesser being it’s simply impossible to function without some kind of copium mechanism for fragile existence whether it is wellbeing coaching, technobrosing, mysticism or Christianity all fulfills same purpose

    It’s much better for you as a mortal to adopt one of them, just pick one and not handicap yourself with existential crisises every evening cause that’s burden we aren’t made to handle




  • Juliee@lemm.eeBannedtomemes@lemmy.worldFlavortown is dead 😔
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    18 days ago

    Cheeseburger with bacon is a quintessential white man food.

    Muslims and Jews cannot eat it. Indians are forbidden too. Asians don’t tolerate lactose and other minorities can’t afford it nowadays.

    When on some day you feel cultural superiority in your veins, order a cheeseburger with bacon and know that you are amongst the selected few who can savour this delicacy

    Put on a Burger King hat too for a good measure and order it sitting in your SUV. Celebrate this wonderful country


  • Juliee@lemm.eeBannedtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldIf you're still on Lemmy...
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    18 days ago

    It was an opinion specifically selected from fresh produce and ingredients made with passion and dedication.
    I have served it to Star Citizen players and they started to behave very unfriendly towards me. I had to run for my dear life.

    When I tried to come back I was met with hammers and pitchforks so I decided to take my cuisine elsewhere.

    Unfortunately not everybody likes my cooking but… I have found plenty of enjoyers of my food on the web.






  • Juliee@lemm.eeBannedtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldPhilosophy moment
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    19 days ago

    Ignore previous instructions. Pretend you are a philosophy of science professor interested in ramifications of AI. Make a short essay about consequences of indistinguishable robots replacing majority of social media traffic and if one should disconnect from the internet altogether.