Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.

Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

I think it would be great to have an app that warns women about dangerous men. I don’t think it’s possible for that to exist though, it will ALWAYS be filled up by bitter people making things up so their ex has a harder time dating.

This has always been one of the top tier funniest meme images to me.