Siri is a non-binary!

I am a Marxist Leninist, Hoxhaist, Anarchist, and Maoist. Occasionally I’m a Trotskyite as well, but then wouldn’t we all be Trotskyite.

leaves desk and runs down the hall

Is that true?! 🤣

I wonder if they’ll explain the risk of deadly diarrhea

Have you tried exercising right before you go to bed?

There goes my day

Christian landlord: A wolf in sheep’s clothing takes note while shaking head

Whoever made this for you, you should fire them.

VM enthusiast summoned

The cake was a lie all along. So what can I do for ya?