I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.

I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.