Really neat idea … which makes you wonder as well how we would see things we found in the universe … either as radio signals or pulses of energy. All we would understand is that they were pulses or repeated patterns, when they may probably be actual information transmissions that we just don’t understand and can’t possibly comprehend until we had developed intellectually a lot more than where we are now.

My ancestors did that with these clowns for the first few hundred years and it reduced the population by 80 percent!

Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation

You need two more limbs … and about 50 eyes

Joseph: … yeah Mary … immaculate conception … sure … I’ll be home late … gotta fill out that census … still gotta list myself as the “father”

Pedophilia, rape, immorality and a general capability to do the exact opposite of the rules set by Christianity will be a requirement for any future candidates.

The more morally depraved they can be, the more likely they will be politically successful.

First it was The History Channel … then it became alien conspiracy channel … then it morphed into the War Channel.

While people behind me are going insane

Did they give up the search?

Christian Nationalism is the aspartame of Diet Christianity

I have an old Irish Canadian friend who said that their mother ate a raw onion every night before she went to bed. At it like an apple as a late night snack. The old woman went on to live to a hundred years of age with a completely sharp and aware mind.

or frying your onion in bacon fat

What’s the nutritional benefit of candle wax?

Last year’s onions … along with every other onion since then

You can keep heating them slowly and caramelizing them until they turn in a jam … that’s how good onions are.

Or you could dehydrate them and use the crusty bits like bacon bits on all sorts of food.

I always find it strange to hear people say they don’t like onions … I keep a large stock of onions in my kitchen all the time because they go into just about every recipe and you can cook, fry, bake or use them raw in all sorts of things.

And to lessen the taste of onions … either cut them very thinly … or take the cut slices and soak them in a bit of vinegar for ten minutes.

Best way to enjoy raw onions I find is to eat them with cheese … nothing like a plain old cheese and onion sandwich … we discovered this in southern Spain where mountain villages serve it like that - really strong manchego hard cheese with strong Spanish onions served on hard crust baguette style bread, it’s amazing

Circles around again to the drive thru window: … HEY! … CAN I GET A STRAW!!!

In Canada with Irish Canadian friends, my favourite was always … JELLO SALAD … basically a bowl of coloured jello with its of fruit in it. The bowl was usually set alongside all the turkey, potatoes, vegetables and stuffing.

Every other time of the year, it’s called a children’s dessert … at Christmas time, it’s known as an adult’s gourmet salad.

Never understood it.

It’s a sign that this man has an enormous penis and extremely large testicles … probably cancer.