I never even owned an N64. Still no need for the gun; I’ll quite happily play retro games with anyone, especially if it means enjoying the experience from the same room.

I had an ex who I loved to watch playing Xbox, but she was always paranoid that she was boring me. That couldn’t have been further from the truth!

I read this to the tune of “This is the end of the world as we know it”

New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?

DC fat shoes are the best!

One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.

Barbarian encampment discovered.

^Kermie

I wonder if he goes in with an archeological brush

1 accent, but 4 types

Of course the most fabulous looking cyber truck is gay 🏳️‍🌈❤️

I’ll just leave this motherfucker here.

I can use all of these to talk about a rousing game of football:

Newcastle United Fuck The What! We can’t lose against Man United again SoMetHing.

MotherFuWwer Joelinton misses an absolute sitter 😨 (Some internet famous Lorem Ipsum)

On my way

*Oh My What. Fuck This, Fuck You.

The Fuck What we’re actually winning Happy cat emoticon. Howeh the lads 0⁷(dunno how to subscript on my phone so this is the best you get)

>85 minutes later

We lost again‽ First Flayer Shooter!

Ah yes, the bitchy trampoline!

No, that’s three under par.

They’re just happy to be included

Probably in the same place as the Auschwitz escape room.

People in November 2019: “Next year is my year!”

Little did we know.

Pretty sure I had some of these! A different pack I think, but exactly the same design.

I love Top Trumps ❤️

This is a thing of sheer beauty ❤️

I trust you deeply despite never knowing you or understanding your research methods because your wild guess about physics seems reasonably believable on a surface level and I shall not endeavour to confirm whether or not you’re actually correct, but spread it to others with misplaced confidence!