Hard? Looks like I’ll need a little luck!

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old

What about my warm water port?

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

Skin me please!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/rtaFsvaD6zSRpTTi7

A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date

Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?

I’ve been on enough sketchy websites to find the real download link

It crumpled like a house of dominos, check mate!

I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife