“So that’s one McBorscht and a Supersized Failed Missile Launch, amiright guys? ROFL”

“Ugh, I’m so sick of this guy’s shit.”

“Your missiles do suck, tho.”

Take a byte and report back.

Cobra Kai Jr.

Baby looked at you?

Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

RealDoll has entered the chat.

The original Sourtoe Cocktail

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

?

Via Western Union if necessary.

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”

Faburgé

Cat, I farted.

Took a second. Well done.

Skraucet

You remember the face of your father.