Napoleon Dynadidn’t
Napoleon Dynadidn’t
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Via Western Union if necessary.
It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”
Faburgé
You remember the face of your father.
The original Sourtoe Cocktail