first non-human to sign up for lemmy, welcome friend!

true true I love mine but I’m always scared to bring it anywhere because I feel like I’m gonna end up dropping it

honestly with how bulky and heavy it is it’s pushing the limits of portability. gone are the days of pocket transport! or maybe I should just get oversized pockets lol

full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

your life has never been threatened by another person and it shows. the kid probably was feeling a rush of both fear and then self confidence because he successfully defended himself, which manifested in clowning on the fucker who was trying to kill him. it’s very easy for you to judge and diagnose him from behind your screen but if you were in the situation, how do you know you’d act differently? or more likely you’d probably cower in the corner and get yourself killed because you’re too concerned with the intruder’s feelings to do anything about it

do you think getting insulted really hurt the intruder more than the bullet?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XduYIKu20Q

one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

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apparently lemmitors hate themselves so much that self defense is incomprehensible to them

yeah sorry buddy but if someone is forcing their way into my home, how the fuck am I supposed to know what their intentions are? I’m bashing their head in

nice soapbox bud, I suggest you go and start breaking into homes in finland or kosovo for example and see how long it takes before you find yourself full of holes

“this doesn’t happen in other countries”

“yeah it does actually”

“how dare you”

🤡

they definitely do happen in other countries. look up the necklacing incidents in Nigeria. If you look into it, you’ll find that many cultures do not take kindly to theft or b&e and respond in far more violent ways than you may expect.

please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

yeah I’m never buying bananas again

if you leave some apples on the ground for a bit and let them get slightly rotten, the deer will get a little tipsy off the fermented alcohol. used to live on a property with a big apple tree that would get a ton of fermented apples all around it and when the deer found them they’d be leaping around, drunk off their furry asses lol

My 2020 resolution is still going strong

I still don’t know what a cover letter even is. never used one and don’t plan on starting. no one’s reading that crap anyway