How else am I gonna find out if she got her plumbing fixed, lol?

“And that’s why you should always pay your taxes on time. Any questions?”

I need some to balance everything out.

I use the mynoise app for Android. Free version has enough useful sounds for sleep, focus and the like. It even has the ‘color’ sounds like pink noise and white noise.

I remember when PF was only ten dollars a month. SMH. It was so affordable. Twenty is a bit much. I’d rather work out at home.

Yeah there had to be a time afterwards where monkeys were first discovered and named.

Oh no I am so sorry.

Imagine there was an episode like this. Smh.

You can with a fork as well but a lot less of it will be on the prongs.

I kinda wanna know what mammoth cheese tastes like.

I stole this. I love it.

Definitely not kosher

Was about to say something along the lines of this.

I don’t think this is AI.

They could be one of two types of ghosts by now.

Eclair pie

Someone once tried to convince me that I can bypass the security on their bank account so they could get in. And I had to keep coming back with, “That’s not how this works”. I ended up resetting his password and spending half an hour trying to help him get in.

Amendments are just bandaids for a flawed constitution.

He should atleast try to build some muscles on them arms.

If you won the lottery or worked ten times harder. Scratch that. Even working ten times harder still won’t give you that life. And you would blow the lottery winnings ~1 year.