Change Lake Erie to Moist Ohio

It’s easy to schedule a text so the recipient gets it the next morning. Looking at you uncle 3 time zones over

Yet purple finches clearly are red

This guy hikes

I once responded with “honestly no but I mustn’t have have be doing the speed limit or we wouldn’t be here”. It got a laugh and I was let off with a warning. For the record, I’m a white guy with a mustache. Cops love mustaches

They get people to join the military by offering them free college. If everyone got free college there would be less incentive to join the military

I too am pro-choice

Can confirm had diarrhea this morning

To prepare for world collapse learn to at people. There’s plenty of them

Self confidence is attractive

Why bother with big concerts? Unless you’re rich you’re sitting a half mile away watching them on a jumbo screen next to the stage. I prefer small stage venues. You can get close to the action and often talk to the band at the merch table. Go often enough and you’ll see familiar faces. Those are scene-sters that make the rounds and know the up and coming bands worth seeing, local bands too. You might even catch acts before they get big, everybody starts somewhere. Not everyone show is a winner but you won’t spend a week’s pay

That’s how life goes, things don’t always go the way we’d hoped. I’m betting you are going to be happy as soon as you set eyes on the little crotch goblin

Ain’t nobody believing those numbers. They claimed more jobs were created last month than all of last year and the stock market didn’t flinch

They should pay me

I could garbage pick enough furniture to fill that room in a week

Also kids being the first to run into the house and turn on the TV because it had to warm up. You needed to have it up and running before your show came on because if you missed it you weren’t gonna see it until reruns. Now it has occurred to me the term rerun is obsolete

Self discipline is the hard part

Coeliac disease? Does your poop float?

When WALL DRUG did it, it was cool

I got my first “home computer” in the days of the BBS’s when there was such a thing as a “long distance call”. Internet access was crazy expensive and not for the average geek. Back then it was a bit “underground”. There were professionals and there were passionate hobbyists. Most people didn’t have or need a computer in their lives. Things changed in the late 90’s boom. A cultural shift when suddenly everyone joined in. The geeks were no longer king