You people still believe there’s gonna be a next president?

Well, credit card companies do impose a kind of levy on everything you buy. Thankfully alternative payment methods are starting to emerge that won’t fill the pockets of bankers and traders

Same here. Olympians passed easily, Hunger game barely, and Twilight not at all.

You’re the real MVP mate

Reminds me of the meme that goes something like : “she’s not into you. She’s hot and you’re horny, no the same thing.”

Once had a middle school classmate declare there were more rains over mountains because rain make them grow faster. The geography teacher was not impressed.

Yet he was able to make lectures and write books all along his exile

Like many leftist intellectuals, Lenin originated from the bourgeoisie

Verizon? Oh, I know her. She’s a nice chick

Very nice setting… the original hacienda!

The ultimate start of the century bourgeois attire

I think everyday dread is a real thing. It differs from actually wanting to end it all, but settling for a meaningless, dull and sad existence isn’t really living either.

Incredible! We live in a weird epoch

Not under my watch!

Better yet, they’ll have the carrying mother deported with the yet to be born baby, or simply disposed of in a recycling center

Darn it, each and every time I make a meme, I get a tupo!

Solid 3 but I will go to bed soon

I would totally tie myself to this thing, sitting on a chair with a book on my lap

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Dad joke level unlocked!