Hank

Advocating for using eating as a coping mechanism during times of distress is a shitty idea.

It hits all criteria for me to define it as a sandwich. I can eat it and I can stick my dick in it.

A baby is also a sandwich.

Math is hard. I won’t delete my comment though as you should all find joy in my stupidity.

This picture was taken closer to 9/11 than we currently are.

I never read it but there’s a great post about it on r/hobbydrama.

I thought you summon Nova Scotians with ‘smokes, let’s go’.

We sure are but I’m not throwing a hissy fit at the thought of being outside.

You sound like such a baby.

Generalizing anyone who argues against tankies as neolibs isn’t portraying the situation correctly.

Are we talking about exploding heads or hexbear this time?

They’re not called aromatics for nothing.

Now the entire apartment smells like oil, gas and other carcinogenic chemicals.

Rauchbier is such an experience. For anyone who gets the opportunity to try one: get two. You’ll need to drink one to get used to it and another to really enjoy it.

I don’t like seeing profile pics. It takes away some of the anomity and makes me judge a comment before I read it.

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they’re having fun.

That sucked.

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

Hey that’s not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.

It’s the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.

You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?

You’re right of course but I just couldn’t help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.