Easy for a fictional, alien superhero to do with his superhuman powers. Some of us are normies with a shit job and a mortgage to pay.

Sometimes, you gotta live your life and do some purchasing.

That’s a fat fuckin’ plane.

Logic checks out.

I’m going with “infinite” ways, assuming the 3.5mm jack is a perfect circle.

Interesting stuff! I might have to give that a try then.

Another option is to run a Powershell command like this:

while ($true) { [System.Windows.Forms.SendKeys]::SendWait(“{F15}”) Start-Sleep -Seconds 300 }

Not only does it keep your Teams status Active, it also prevents the screensaver from kicking in. This causes some wonky stuff in Citrix apps, so be sure to stop the command before you launch anything Citrix-related.

Thanks!

Awesome, thanks for the feedback!

Neat, thanks!

Jesus H. Christ, I thought this coffee was satire. I need some eyebleach.

The first time I saw this meme, it took me at least 10 minutes to get the joke.

Send this over to Reddit; they’ll have it figured out within an hour.