Is it a place where you can exchange money for food while you sit down at a table? Semantics.

This is at a restaurant. Someone paid money for cheese and raw onion on bread. What are we doing here?

I got shot with a super soaker at a local stage play of Rocky Horror and had to sit with wet pants in a cold theater for 2 hours.

Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name, Winged Dragon of Ra!

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I’m firmly tech conservative, but I love MKBHD videos and my iPhone.