Oh sweet summer child

True, but if you just got elected as the head of a US friendly nation, it probably wouldn’t be quite so unbelievable.

I think his main problem is targeting people who have already had funerals. There aren’t many that live to have a second.

Nestlé is Swiss. That’s not in Scandinavia or Social Democracy. It’s one of the most thoroughly capitalistic nations in Europe.

It’s all honks over there in the new world.

7.5 trillion pound coins is a lot, I wonder how much they weigh.

Freedom fries

Looks kind of like a lemon.

No, I grew up eating foods that I could be certain weren’t made up of 99% corn syrup.

What are they chopping off? He’s already all crown.

Oh sorry, you’re right, there’s an address for more info. I shall scribe my correspondence post haste in order to discover the nature of the product on the shelf.

You know what else is odd? That you’re staunchly defending this label with barely any information on it. Pretty much every point you’ve made is “but why does it need information”…

I thought it was my EU brain interpreting it that way. The alternative, like your wine example, is basically a black market cut product anywhere else.

As other people said, in the EU with “honey blend” you’d expect a blend of different types of honey, as it wouldn’t be allowed to be call honey unless it was pure honey. Having to decipher “made with real honey” to mean “its not real honey” is just fucking odd. Flip it over and look at the ingredients and its just a list? Why no percentages?

Gourmet stuff comes in all sorts of weird packaging and shitty stuff comes in fancy packaging, so having to assume it is corn syrup because it’s in a bear shape is also weird.

No rules for food labelling is wild.

I thought botulism was the main threat.

I’m confused there are no packaging standards in the US. Is the first ingredient the largest? How do you know if there’s no percentage given?

Side note: the King Ranch Super Crew sounds like a range of chicken burgers.

From the guy whose username appears to be “This is Anal”

Just wait until Wendycoin drops

The mullet of upper body garments