Hey uhhhhh the fog is coming

Stick the tip of a spoon under the lip of the lid and push the handle towards the jar. That should open a little gap that releases the pressure inside the jar and it’ll open pretty easily then.

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

The funniest part is that there actually is a dog hand signal for swat teams

Only if you can grow a beard that looks nice

Yeah, they introduced tails in that one.

Holy shit you called it

No, but there were some memes about the movie being woke.

Even some fridges have windows now 🤔

Seen on .world

What is vinegar and baking soda?

Hey, I’d like to see the rocket load an entire redux store into local storage!

I can’t believe this is how I found out