Yeah no way could you leave out Canada lmao. As soon as i graduate i’m fucking moving.

Western Europe? Scandinavia? China? Uhh Albania? No idea yet. As long as it’s not this soulless nightmare petrostate. Fuck the rent here and fuck the work culture.

Yeah and they’re fairly accurate

When your one account got nuked years ago and its permanently suspended and rate limited 😍😍😍😍

Idc this is funny

Sounds like your parents died young of heart conditions

Are you laughing because you understand something we don’t, or just because you think it’ll make us go away?

Epically logicked, my good sir

The second one makes for one less Nazi. Thus less warcrimes. Dont tell me theres some magical “cycle of hate” you’re beholden to, just for putting down a child-killing government operative.

The point is that either way, the US government has the corporations “life” in its hands. If they go down, the Fortune 500 bailouts stop. That’s when the gun goes off.

Where does your rent money come from?

Actual real world Guy Maddin character

You learned to talk like us and that’s the full extent of it. We’re not “homies” lol - my first and only impression of you is a shady internet chameleon who tries to trick people into ancient recycled neoliberal beliefs but from a “new perspective” we’ve also heard before. I can tell what you might look/sound like in person, sure, but you give us no reasons to get along

Real

the way you mfs type is so dramatic lmao. D-d-did… did you seriously… Gasp! It cant be… you didnt really just defend… 😇 Shut the fuck up 😇this is not an AO3 goth furry rp youre a boring ass liberal commentator on a forum

“Do they really believe this?”

“Well uhh they should”

MY RIGHTS!!! MY SOVEREIGN RIGHTS!!!

OBSERVE: This is how thee average Nelson Mandela hater spends his precious free time. Making questionable memes about CP with a deadeyed stare, assuming his krakker farmland is safe because he hasn’t heard knocking yet

Because you walk into threads about issues you barely understand and say stupid shit. If you were less ignorant maybe you’d get the convos about backyard farming and cats