Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.

That’s a comal, brethren. Make it out of carbon steel and it’ll do good tortillas for you.

That was before. The cishet monogs showed up and made everything a bummer.

You too huh? Yeah me and the Mrs are very self contained, but kiddo needs social interaction like Johnny #5 needs books. It’s maddening.

He looks like if Homer Simpson had a behelit.

To be clear, I love it.

Bruh

I’m not even sure bro is 21.

This kind of post is so hard to process. Are you trying to make me believe in a just world? How dare you.

At one point I had three copies of Bryson’s Short History. I think they’re all on permanent loan at this point. Pretty happy with that

Well hell, they don’t like that rule at all

Me watching my only heir reenact Bruegel’s Seven Vices: 🤬 (they heed me not)

Me watching the unheeded parents of another demonic recreant: 😌

This reminds me of the time I was a kid and a houseguest was using our toilet like this with the door opened and I barfed when I saw him doing a shit with his shoes on our toilet seat

Cool though

The life aquatic leads to many powers trousered society would deem unnatural

Ever tried pooping while standing? All I’m saying is don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

Pooping is what unites us

Is that how it works for you? The Thriller album is still a bop for me but I’d never call it an uncomplicated enjoyment. Just an example.

Tubular

Can’t express my relief that he’s a good guy. Having a complicated relationship with The Princess Bride would break me tbh

Sorry for @ing you, I’m on mobile and not checking my shit as well.

I cope with humour too, which is why I’m trying to help OP. I want them to be good at it, for health reasons.