True, and it even tracks with the lack of success for Joan Rivers’ talk show career.

Some say that forklift is still running today.

https://youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck?t=16s

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 now though, right?

Read the last part as that thing your aunt gave you which you don’t know what it is.

Lip my stocking!

There was a shawarma place I used to go to that had an interesting “garlic sauce”. You couldn’t call it toum, as it was either not whipped with oil or they stopped after adding a splash. It had the appearance of being just very finely chopped garlic, like somebody ran it through a food processor until it was almost a paste. And fuck, it was so good on their donair pizzas. We used to get a small tub to go with it, but after a slice of the pizza, a sip of beer would set your tongue on fire. And the next morning, shaving would make the bathroom smell like fresh garlic. Definitely too much, but oddly worthwhile from time to time.

But coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10.

There’s nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

TYL farmers aren’t simple gatherers.

But you are using the human resource of labour to gather it. We use our bodies to produce all goods and services. I take your point, I just don’t think most people consider basic survival tasks to be a profession. A profession is probably best considered to be the first abstraction layer that allows you to do an activity other than those basic tasks to survive.

Omg I am dying lol

Pretty sure you weren’t born with food.

And the first resource was…

It’s Scarry. Honestly, I am not sure which is worse for an author of children’s books.

I always thought it was more of a “see an optometrist” flash. Even misaligned HID high beams aren’t more than a minor nuisance for people with normal night vision. But if even factory installed and aimed LED headlights are bothering you enough to completely blind you, you have an underlying condition that may or may not be treatable. Driving at night may not be something these people can do safely. All the more reason for better transit.

Well said, talking buttplug.

Well, you are eating endosperm.

I didn’t see these until I was 10 or so, when we moved further south. They were equal parts cool and horrifying, but they made my mother uncomfortable. So she would call the kids out to mash them if she saw one. Became a regular service. We even drew up a logo for it at one point - a kind of cartoonish earwig with the no symbol around it.