Yeah, cults of personality tend to fall apart when the guy at the top doesn’t have one.

They always seem to forget about us

There’s also some overlap between the skinniest bears and the fattest Americans.

And in so doing, we’ll have the greatest first fight ever committed to film.

Scholastic has been publishing a series of Animorphs graphic novels recently and the art for the morphs is grotesque. Well drawn, just horrifying.

Applegate outright said she wanted to hammer home the message that war is hell and changes you in ways you can’t heal. She did it effectively.

Edit:typo

Rightly so, those books are traumatic.

Do they have Animorphs?

American civilization? Yes,definitely. Human civilization? I genuinely don’t think so. I believe in us as a species and think the best is yet to come (after we rid ourselves of bigots and authoritarians).

Most generic white guys look pretty similar so it’s an easy mistake to make.

Source: am a generic white guy

“How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.”

Go off Queen!

Police dogs aren’t cops; they’re victims of abuse.

Cheese in a can sandwich

Just don’t tell her that it’s her “not okay” kindle. Slap a different case on it and she’d never know.

Many of life’s problems can be solved by a web of lies.

Sounds like you can give your mom’s “not okay” kindle to your sister and give your really old one to your mom.

I only respect the opinion of Tom Bombadil and his hot wife, Goldberry.

High heels were invented for men

If so, Mel Brooks did the world a great service.

Ublock*