It took several billion dollars and basically every computer engineer with the knowledge to make sure Y2K “wasen’t I big deal to live through”.

Yeah, but it’s fun to make the Alphas cringe. Why would I want a bunch of teenagers to think I’m cool?

According to this slop all that happened after you hit 40? How old are you?

Or did you just not bother to proofread what the robot vomited out? Typical lazy gen Xer, can’t even make their own meme.

Or the tip touches the toilet water

Arch will give you cancer

Ten before half four, blaze it

…flows better and sounds grander than “Eighty seven years ago”.

For funzies

Making these particular books worth even less

How out of date are they? If they’re college textbooks they were trash 1-2 years after publication because profs require the latest editions.

Don’t like the movie you like.

Line 1312! ACAB babayyyyy!!!

Socialism!

You probably get enough fiber in your diet. Most people who eat a lot of fast food, don’t get enough fiber. That’s generally what causes the Taco Bell shits, not the low quality.

The community you’re talking about is not their target audience and catering to them makes no sense.

“The slang I grew up with makes logical sense. Whatever those kids are saying is just random nonsense.” -Every old fogey since the development of language

*arseholes

Yes, Language is a form of Communication and you and I have a Difference of opinion.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes, but your 3yo isn’t a stranger on the internet that you’re condescending to, so the situation is a bit different, no?

Sure it is. I understood what you just said, therefore you successfully used the language. That is how English (and languages in general) works.