Glifted

My lucky ass bought a house in late 2019. I’m happy I’m making money on it but this doesn’t seem healthy

Apparently I misunderstood. I thought Skyblivion was a joke name for the next Elder Scrolls game

It’s going to be bad

The kids are fine. Settle down

I’m talking about puts-ketchup-on-popcorn Jamie Loftus

Ahhh yes history’s greatest monster Jamie Loftus

“WRRREEEEEE!” 👋💥💨🗽

I laughed pretty hard at the Manjaro one

I really enjoyed it when it came out. I wonder why reviews are “mixed” now

Edit: Just looked it up. Apparently it’s developed a lot of bugs since launch

If I understand you correctly you seem to be implying this is more favorable to Vance? However, if I read this and didn’t know anything about either of them I would tend to look more favorably towards Waltz more as his “Highschool Coach” experience makes him seem more relatable whereas Vance is just some politician. I guess I’m not so convinced this is an obvious example of propaganda.

Like most polish dishes it sounds like it would be disgusting, looks disgusting, and probably tastes surprisingly good

I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up

Discs are asexual. It’s why they can make offspring without a partner.

I want to be optimistic that the industry will learn from these failures but they only ever seem to learn the wrong lessons

This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.

No one has even noticed that

• A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
• The standard soda can shown is not a big soda

That’s unsettling

“smoak” is a really good joke here

Perhaps to you that’s the obvious solution, but my first thought would be to use an image editor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Different strokes for different folks I suppose

Photoshop even

Seems like it should just say NO GIRLS ALLOWED and the joke works better