Bless you for taking my comment seriously. I was only carrying on the OP’s joke, but I could have done more to make that clear.

I don’t know if you’re being serious, but just in case you are, the Mountain Dew flavor that Taco Bell is known for is actually called Baja Blast, named for the Mexican state of Baja California. It doesn’t have anything to do with the stuffed shark from Ikea. Hope this helps.

Of course he is, don’t you know who you’ve been talking to? That’s Thor’s brother.

Hi, I’m Daisy!

YOW!

Woo-HOO!

NiiiiiinTENDO!

Every game since Double Dash.

You all sound like chapters from a self-help book!

thank mr skeltal

I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

He knows him, and he’s seen him, and he loves him.

The real question is whether he’s drunk Bailey’s from a shoe.

In an equitable world, where we had either some form of UBI or shared the means of production and had leisure time to enjoy, it wouldn’t be a thing. Spend time at home recharging, go outside and meet people. Go online and meet people. Join community events and do things that interest you and relationships will naturally bloom as a result.

Since we live in Hell? I have no idea. You tell me.

Jesus. What good are free communities if they are forced to spend their waking hours trying to earn money to exist?

Time is a commodity. Energy is a commodity. Going places and meeting people costs time and energy they don’t have to spend.

lol wife bad AMIRITE GUISE???

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

Yes, well… That’s what she looks like when someone with rizz draws her. Or so I was told, anyway.

The IRS only has a limp dick because Repubs won’t allow Congress to pay for their Viagra.

Olsteen

Houston native spotted. I’m so sorry.

But this behaviour isn’t really new - I used to work at the Whole Foods on Kirby, which caught fire back in… god, 2012 or so? And someone drove up WHILE THE FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING, was informed that the store was closed, and legitimately responded, “But where am I gonna get my coconut water?”

They may be more mask-off about it now, but it’s always been a thing.

I love this movie. It’s probably one of my favorite schlock fantasy movies. The casting was way better than it had any right to be - Hugh Jackman, sure, but Kate Beckinsale? Well, I guess she was fresh off Underworld, so she was still in that headspace. And Richard Roxburgh doing the perfect amount of scene-chewing for the villain… introducing himself properly as Vladislaus Draculea… and the opening scene, shot just like a 1920s Universal monster movie! I legitimately think it’s the closest we’ll ever get to a live action Castlevania. I could go on, but I’ll spare you. Might be time for a rewatch.

Nobody else was doing it, so I looked it up. Artist is YanaFian and this is apparently their OC named Yana.

That’s interesting! I’ve only ever seen it as slang for boy and/or butt pussy. I will fully admit that you’re correct in that these terms tend to fall along the heteronormative gender divide and I try to keep these explanations as gender neutral as possible (though there’s only so much you can do with “boy pussy”), so I’ll keep that in mind for the future. Thank you.