See also:

https://nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news-articles/using-loophole-seward-county-seizes-millions-from-motorists-without-convicting-them-of-crimes/

How’s that any different from today?

(Just kidding, gallows humor)

Unironically, I totally agree. Commentator is dumb and redundant, commenter is the superior alternative.

Just because you do it for a living, doesn’t mean that it’s a different title; a carpenter doesn’t become a carpentator because it’s a paying job. A pilot doesn’t become a pilotator when they get paid for it.

Hey some of us peasants are grateful :)

I ain’t afraid of sore throats!

I’ve run it on an iPhone 5 or 6, I don’t recall… had it watching my living room for a month while I was away, and aside from a few false positives when light patterns changed due to the wind blowing tree branches around, it was excellent.

Looks fun to me!

Breaking news - I’m told that beef stroganoff is still big

Not to diminish the impact that beef stroganoff has had on the world… but beans tho’.

Beans had a resurgence a few weeks ago, and there was also a big surge of posts about beef stroganoff or something, but it all seems to have died down again for the moment.

Heyyy, congrats!!

Yep, I’m taking no chances - corn me up, snake!