Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long- Weird Al Yankovic

That’s discrimination

Luigi Mangione has been selected as the new pope

I was working on my mental health

This happens in the movie The Wedding Banquet

Wikipedia says Fitzgerald

Perhaps it’s supposed to be ironic that the one time he took the risk was the time it crashed

NO?

A few months ago it seemed like a sure thing conservatives would win, til Trump changed all that

He should be arrested

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I can’t find it now

Right underneath this, I saw a post about an Uber driver driving away with someone’s kid. I couldn’t figure out how to screenshot the two posts next to each other

People Google questions like that? I would have looked up “Heat” in either Wikipedia or imdb and checked the cast list. Or gone to Jolie’s Wikipedia or imdb pages to see if Heat is listed

Ah tomorrow they’ll “lose” the body and he’ll turn up alive

Reminds of when Barney on How I Met Your Mother was trying to remember the holy grail of cups

THAT’S WORD SALAD

April 20th is Hitler’s birthday

And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny

And also the weed smokers

We’re doomed

I was commenting on the examples the meme chose to use. It implies they couldn’t find examples of violent atheists