Warning: you have been permanently banned from the internet

Oof, same. It’s scary that it’s all the engineers at my office, I’d think they’d know better

Then they can deal with my tiddies out

Is this slop? I can’t tell anymore 😭

Fine, we can do it on the sidewalk I guess

Ah, smart

I looked it up and apparently the website for Billboard is cancerous on mobile

Dont worry, I’m covering your slack

Horn of America

Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide

what virtue is your pursuit?

salt

what?

salt in the pretzel bag

tap I’m using my own bag

“put bag in bagging area”

places bag in bagging area

“unknown item in bagging area, please wait for attendant”

Fml

✨️❤️ no ❤️✨️

Fucking Cazadores, the bane of any new vegas run

You could always fold an iPhone. It’s just, you could only do it once

…$20 is $20

It’s just a flesh wound

Oogway: “there is only news, there is no good or bad”

Shifu: “Tylung has escaped!”

Oogway: “that is bad news!”

*weak

This is so sad, can we get 50 engagement?