When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

I’m in if it’s penis vore

Then it disappears and I say “Where House?”

What do we do? I’m so scared 🥺

https://youtu.be/xyo4Kp2OVUI?si=FIowBbwUSmr2fMj7

Ayo wtf?

Time to dust off the guillotines

I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit

But her birthday is next week!!!

My chair is sufficient thank you…until I game then they go on my bed…then back on my chair

Oh no I hope they don’t step on me

“Let them fight”

Joke but okay. Also way to assume a person’s identity

Someone feed that boi

RAMIREZ! RETAKE BURGERTOWN AND GET ME A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEAL WITH MEDIUM FRIES AND A MEDIUM DIET DR. PEPPER AND IF THEY DONT HAVE DIET DR. PEPPER JUST MAKE IT A SPRITE I GUESS. ALSO ASK FOR KETCHUP PACKETS BECAUSE I DIDN’T GO GROCERY SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND AND I DONT HAVE ANY HEINX KETCHUP!

THEN TAKE THAT FUCKING JAVELIN AND BLOW THOSE COMMUNISTS FUCKS BACK TO BLYAK-VILLE!

The number of apps I just stopped using because of this shit is ridiculous. I feel most bad for older customers who probably don’t realize they’re losing features and paying more for their subscriptions. They probably don’t know how to properly sail the high seas either so they don’t have a choice when wanting to watch their favorite shows. Oh well fuck it, Max can keep this up until they want to join Netflix up on the dusty shelf of bullshit streaming services that can suck my dick.

Dismissing the issue as saying all mental health institutions were shit back then and he got rid of them for good reasons is just as bad as saying mass shooters issue is mental health not guns. You’re hiding behind the obvious solutions. Manage the amount of access to guns, especially for people with mental health problems. Put funding, work, policies, mandates into those mental institutions, don’t just fucking get rid of them who the fuck is that gonna help in the end?

Jesus fucking Christ

Hahaha nah it’s a quote from the movie The Irishman. Al Pacino’s character goes “You fucking people” and the other mobster got so offended that in another scene he says “You said ‘you people’. It was an ethnic slur and I ain’t giving you a dime until you apologize”

Your comment made me think of that and I laughed

That was an ethnic slur, and I want an apology

Omg that’s me