Guys, what do you mean he died? Can you at least put up a spoiler warning?!

Cat sounds are the best ones, I don’t make the rules. Then peacock and shoebill stork. If I went into all the bird calls I’d be here for hours though!

I’m autistic and I probably would have interpreted “pet names” like that as well. 😭

Also, I would be too embarrassed to assume the other person is talking about romantic pet names. What if they were not and I’d make the situation awkward? Too much of a risk.

You can probably tighten your anus the same way I guess

At this point I don’t even know if this is about a legitimate post or made up for a meme because it could be both. I hate this timeline.

Do you mean a ‘nice guy’ (internet phenomenon) or an actually nice guy? Because people like nice guys more than bad guys. People like nice people more than bad people. The thing with bad guys might be that they are shitty enough to play at being superficially charming and understanding so vulnerable and/or naive people might end up flocking to them. That’s also how cults work. Cult leaders are ‘popular’ but not because they are actually good or nice people.

That is… how consent works.