I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain
Time to die with highly visible boots
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
Reminds me of the City University of New York
I bought a foldable bathtub some time ago and it is SO MUCH better than what I was used to
You have to kinda sit in it but it means that you can submerge your whole body without your legs constantly floating up. It fits in my shower and can be stored away when I don’t use it
I hate that
I end up burning my hand and my hamster is still fucking wet
Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?
How to actually read this:
Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)
Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.
Sir, if you keep licking the pointing sticks on our laptops we will have to ask you to leave the store
That.
See Also
Lesbian bed death
This has been an informative 5 minutes
Having to pass exams vs learning for fun
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
Ripping them off usually leaved the plastic connecting pieces that then poke you in the mouth
The accident comedy from the post right below
Wouldn’t Orbama make a lot more sense?
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s