Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm” printed on them

So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.

Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you

Just give it some time. Eventually, everything will return to crab

Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs

An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s

Spaghetti > Meatball

I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain

Time to die with highly visible boots

https://xkcd.com/2004/

What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary

Reminds me of the City University of New York

I bought a foldable bathtub some time ago and it is SO MUCH better than what I was used to

You have to kinda sit in it but it means that you can submerge your whole body without your legs constantly floating up. It fits in my shower and can be stored away when I don’t use it