I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”
Pixelfed: @hobo@pixelfed.aus
Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.
And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.
The announcement happens after they’re already inside.
“I’m doing it now”
That dogs seen some fucked up shit and I’m pretty sure it was the cause.
I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.
First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.
Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.
My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.
Just run a hose and connect one of these.
Yeah something definitely happened over the last week.
One of there ‘memes’ is about their gf telling them she had aids after hooking up, hopefully that’s a shit joke tho because that would suck for op.
That’s the best section to calm down in, there’s buttons you’re not only allowed to press but encouraged to mess with, there’s calming lights and you can put on a small light show.
Here’s a phrase I reworked for Musk: “You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to work out you’re a fucking idiot.”
Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.
I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.
Man it must have been painful waiting to drop that joke.
I wonder if this guy served?
Ok, how about Gnu ÷ Linux
Hey, at least it’s not the R Kelly trickle down economics.
The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.