El Barto

Forbidden lettuce.

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

Shhh, you’ll make people notice that it’s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

Xitter is pronounced Shitter, like the Chinese president.

Pffft amateur…

Jar Jar Binks was a great character.

He’s just some Linus that we used to know.

Well come on in Jeffrey, there’s always room for you here!

Holy shit, it’s you!

Next thing you’re gonna get a small section of one of your files in an email.

Someone needs a cookie and a nap I see.

Naww, someone got a thesaurus for their birthday!

Good bot, your hearts in the right place.

Lefts gonna get it for sure!

Nice, sharp and to the point, this jokes a cut above the rest.

The weird thing is, there are some shorts you can skip around the video, which means its coded in, they just refuse to put it in.

I sung it a bunch of times to make sure it felt right.

🎶America! Fuck yeah!

Making you poor for

Basic medical attention!