DudeImMacGyver

scrambles their password

“Rules is rules, reset your password if you want to work here. You can run if you want but it’ll be to the fucking unemployment line.”

What rhymes with beans?

Deans.

Speak for yourself, I don’t think communism is inherently good like beans or boobs.

Thanks, I love my Kobo Libre but something super pocketable sounds appealing.

What e reader is that?

They can use TWO KINDS of genitalia? Multiclassing is crazy!

To make it more marketable

Have you tried a bank? They might just give you one for 50¢

Probably, yeah.

They’re OK for OUTER EAR stuff. Don’t put them in your ears or you could injure yourself.

They’re also great for cleaning small stuff.

It appears to be dedicated to a deity known as CT3D.xyz

The default touch controls are also pretty good, at least on my Thinkpad. I’ve used lots of distros but Bazzite might be my favorite.

Dude should get himself one of those Hurry Canes. I’m definitely getting a folding one when I get too old or injured to walk.

It’ll match my folding bike!

Bazzite has been pretty solid for me.

Too far, but you can just flip the toaster if you’re already at that point.

*Beetus Juice

Just levitate it out with psychokinetic energy, duh.

“Annnnyhow, that’s how I got rectal melanoma.”

[Bointing intensifies]

Tim, you ho.