I think the whole stove’s on fire tbh

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you can just call/text your boss that you have a common cold and you can be on a sick leave for few days (3 days is pretty common limit) just self-diagnosing it

Aw man I wish but my idiot countrymen voted the socially conservative neolibs again :(

Even non-life-threatening injuries can impair your driving and cause worse on the way to the hospital.

Just call an ambulance and explain the injury, they can evaluate if and how much you should be prioritised over others/ not.

Why waste doctors’ time on something that’ll pass on its own with a bit of rest and paracetamol?

Mandatory sick notes in my country, hate it.

Fr, how anyone still pays extra for Nvidia’s bullshit is crazy to me.

Survivorman is the man Bear Grylls wishes he were.

He records his survivals alone without a camera crew and doesn’t do stupid performative shit like Grylls

You’re falling for performative shit that wouldn’t realistically save anyone, by a dude that never has his camera crew more than a few mins away.

Les Shroud is the real deal.

Sheesh, should take a slice from the Dutch and start ramming people tbh

There’s plenty dumber, trust me, but Americans are proudest of their dumbness

Trump no like feel small :((

Season 2 of OG Twin Peaks was ass though, only picks up when Lynch rejoins

We absolutely could help by not fucking spreading an invasive predator to every corner of this globe just because we find them cute. That’s morally reprehensible considering how dangerous cats are to local fauna:

https://www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pnas.1602480113

“Introduced rodents and cats are major agents of extinction, collectively being listed as causal factors in 44% of modern bird, mammal, and reptile species extinctions.”

That’s honestly an awful comparison. Wild predators don’t consume more than the environment can sustain, domestic cats represent either an artificial demand for farmed meat, which is bad for the environment, or they hunt themselves which is awful for the environment as well as they’re an invasive species everywhere and already the cause of dozens of extinctions.

Everyone obviously already gets that

The first comment of this chain literally says:

easily prevent all the damage to the local environment by just keeping your cat inside.

So no, mybe it’s not obvious for everyone and maybe even obvious things need to be said occasionally for oblivious folks.

With scorpions its the size of the parts that counts.

Big pinchers: Probably hunts without venom -> probably safe

Big tail (like this fella here): Probably hunts with venom -> probably unsafe

But even venomous scorpions are pretty chill tbh, they spook me way less than spiders

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As opposed to 2001 I understood Interstellar, which means it must be worse

Enlightened take

Rocky Horror “so bad it’s good”!?

I’ve never been this offended by xkcd