Haha. Shut up, you fuck.

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You’re full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit … because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

Seeing as how in most markets you can’t exactly do what you want for a living (or even close), or acquire the skills because they’re behind a steep pay wall, and the only employment you can find is very limited in scope to what the community wants, what’s the difference? Most jobs might as well be issued in the mail.

No no, that’s not how that works.

I’ve managed to outlive many computer systems because they can’t self mend.

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To be fair, I had ice cream with crickets all over them, and honestly it had a kind of woody / pukey aftertaste that I couldn’t get through. I wondered if part of the problem is you can’t de-vein the little things. Aren’t you basically eating their shit?

I can de-vein a shrimp, and I only care for lobster tail.

Why would you highly doubt that?

…as opposed to what? A horse and cart? We’re not all biking, running or taking a train to work. The fuck?!

True, and it’s my right to fly with them. I’m glad we’ve had this chat. I now feel a lot less pressure to please little dead-enders who just want silence. Life is noisy. I’m personally not in any rush for an eternity of silence, but you do you.

You should try getting out of the house.

Why are you under the assumption all parents who travel are doing so for leisure?

Why are all of you assuming people are going on vacation? People travel for all sorts of reasons.

There’s no law against ranting and raving.

Whatever dead-ender. Just mind your business and leave everyone else alone.

Sounds like a good method for adults that like to get punched in the face a lot.

I have. It’s pretty unpleasant, but you put your headphones on and listen to something. These people that assume there is some policy that flights have to be as quiet as a church are beyond me.