I wish he was up on her shoulders
I wish he was up on her shoulders
Dwight Schrute : [pause] Where is the clitoris?
Dwight Schrute : On a website, it said, “At the crest of the labia.” What does that mean?
“I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”
with poopcorns
This thread has some of the best medical advice I’ve ever found on the interwebs
“Now watch this drive”
Imagine driving that weenie wagon across that bridge with some gnarly cross winds. Yikes
At Goldman Sachs, everybody pictured would be Vice-President, including Dave.
“How much of a fat loser can Trump become?”
The limit doesn’t exist
That’s clearly Michael Jackson
He can barely bring a glass of water to his fat mouth— using two hands to steady it
She easily could beat fat Don’s ass in a fistfight too.
In November/December I add eggnog to my espresso (either steamed or cold) and top it with nutmeg.
I’m going to try the lemon 🍋— thanks!
Juys!
Dat ass tho…
”do you think these jeans make me look fat?”
Yo that’s green leaf in the picture
Sincerely,
The lettuce post police
Nayeth, though thou hath thoroughly thought thots through.