Retroactively justifying the existence of vanity plates.

I once had a class where, day one, the professor said something like, “If you don’t want to buy the book, that’s fine with me. I can’t tell you where to find a copy, but maybe one of your classmates can.” Someone raised their hand and started rattling off a few useful websites.

Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.

Sounds about right, actually.

I’ll keep using Windows as long as programs like Open Shell and OSSU are able to deal with the bullshit. But if there comes a day when they no longer work…well, Linux awaits.

Dude’s living his best life.

Hates People

I remember reading Stuart Little as a kid and being SO pissed off at the ending. It felt like a massive troll job.

And when I’m in a mixed group of strangers and that 1 person I’m comfortable with, it’s a mixed bag as to which me shows up.

Bonus points: The service has the entire run of a show, but then they remove the whole series when you’re only 3 episodes away from the end.

The real lesson here is that clear, unambiguous communication is key.

I used to live near this Thai place that closed and reopened “under new management” every few months or so. They kept the name and even had the same menus, except sometimes they’d cross out items in Sharpie and write new items in the margin.

It was the best restaurant in town, and I admired their persistence.

Thank goodness for Firefox. Google is really doing their best to make the Internet unusable.

Don’t forget removing benches so that the homeless can’t sleep on them (capitalist solution, of course).

Very cool! I love stuff like this.

Disappointed they didn’t survey the whole nation. It’d be funny to see figures like “0.1%” for Florida or Hawaii.

Nice community idea! I’ll definitely be subscribing.

Only you could be so bold!

No love for DD-YYYY-MM?

This hits me where I live.