Dick Justice

One time when my kids were little I was at Walmart and I suddenly realized I didn’t know where my son was and he was just little. So I was like, oh my god, where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? And he busted up laughing because I was fucking holding him.

Insomnia does weird things to you.

Can I get some of that plastic action in my testicles too please?

He always looks like he’s got his face pressed up against a window

Have some snickers bars with that broccoli!

Wait, what… what did the words say?

It was better before people absolutely fucking insisted on scraping reddit posts to bring over here. Post after post after post of regurgitated bot posts, without a single comment, no engagement at all. Fun!

So you’re getting rid of Steam, right?

Wtf. I just googled that. How has that been allowed to continue foe a hund and fifty fucking years?? Jesus H. Christ.

That’s like, horror movie levels of scary.

Is this a bad time for you?

I go back and forth between “Ess Cue Ell”, “Sequel”, and “You Fucking Whore”

With a hard “guh” sound, because that’s what I grew up with.

Yelp is a failed experiment. Let it die.

I want LGBTQ+/Straight people to just shut up about it

That’s nice. I just want to exist, without the growing fear of being attacked or murdered in the street.

I like the concept. I actually actively avoid gaming forums as much as I can because they seem to all become one of two things: either completely overrun by people who hate the game and can’t shut up about it, even though they don’t play it anymore, or completely overrun by people who claim to hate the game and can’t shut up about how much they hate it, even though they have thousands of hours in it and play it like it’s a full time job.

Well and now you’re inching up on “both sides” territory, which just makes me wonder if your outrage is even genuine.

To be honest it sounds like you don’t want people to mock conservatives, and that’s a tough ask when they make it so easy.

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So does reality, strangely enough.

Was it almost full or something? Usually the… stuff… is pretty far below the seat