Glad I’m not a strawman. This would have fucking wrecked me.

“I would nap 1 hour in air travel first class, and I would nap 1 hour more, just to be that guy who napped 2 hours and took a taxi to you door.”

My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:

“Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years”

keep politics out of marxism plz

“Shout loudly and hit them with a big stick” -Sun Tzu

It shouldn’t be allowed to call it E2E otherwise. If a third party is involved in the communication, it’s just a middleman attack that pinky promise to not read your messages.

WHATABOUTISM

REQUEST FOR CLARIFICATION

Please don’t disseminate detailed instructions on how to perform criminal activities.

Now any delinquents looking to crime with pork will know exactly what to do and how to do it.

The link requires an explanation of its own, and the original post remains a mystery.

I thought it would be released by now. Maybe they should see a doctor.

Stop whatabouting a brutal invasion war in Europe. It may be all fun pseudointellectual masturbation to American grad students, but for us here it’s our neighboring country ignoring agreed-upon borders and killing and destroying westwards.

Going for walks, mostly. Or socializing in town.

Come try it out! Northern Norway is so happy to see tourists in winter that they’ll probably pay you to rent a cabin for a month.

Immigrant friends during the first few months: - I’m really impressed with how much focus Scandinavians put on “hygge” and interior design that makes it pleasant to relax inside. I wonder why.

Same friends two months into winter where it is dark most of the day, everything is cold, walking on the ground will break your bones if you aren’t careful, and the rain and sleet will soak your shoes and jacket and they will never really dry out until June: - Yeah okay I get it now.

6 months later, when sunlight is half visible on the horizon only 2 hours per day, this is your commute to school/work and back.

• Okay but I own the ring, even I’m not holding it.

• Well… No, the ring is Sauron’s for legal reasons. You own a picture of it on the shared ledger.

• Okay, so I can expect this picture to be under my control and ownership at least?

• Well… No, you don’t “own” own it, and it’s not the picture either, really. It’s just a number. But! The number points to a row in Opensea’s database of pictures.

• Okay, so I have ownership and control of that picture in Opensea’s database?

• Hahaha no, they can remove it or change it and you can’t do a thing.

The one that doesn’t eat dead bugs and wipe their ass on the carpet.