…help… Im fucked.

Can you expand on why it can’t be shipped?

I was today years old when i realised that NASA employees arent allowed to swear. Fuck that dude, dont care who he is.

Dont you tell me what i can do!!

As far as you can go! ;)

I think deep down, ive always been an ass man.

No its not. Why would i want to eat a piece of boring bread, when there is a combination of thats same bread, cheese, tomato, and what ever toppings i choose.

Saying “Crust is the beat part” is just dumb and blatantly non-sensical when you look at pizza as a whole.

Yeah! Fuck you 6am friends!

Sometimes i do as it helps with my hearburn

Im pretty sure OP is just yanking our chain.

I will only give the server a cash tip if its been great sevice, and if the food has been amazing a separate cash tip for the kitchen. Im not giving you a tip for just doing your job. Tips should be for being good at your job, not just doing your job. Thats what your employer is for.

SHES A ROBOT?!

Yummy yummy, get in my tummy

Well if i was told the correct thing one of the main reasons Shiks wore turbans in the past was to protect their heads when they fell off their horses in battle. So yeah, a helmet.

Also apparently the “bracelets” were to tie their swords to so if they dropped it while on a horse it wouldnt just fall leaving them weapon-less.

Theres more reasons behind the 5 K’s (the above being two of the) but i cant really remember them.

…But im not attracted to the small ones.

You’ve never tried toddler meat?! You’re missing out there!

I imagine it tastes like sweet sweet covid.

Yeah i was hung over and tierd and my brain just wasnt working. You wont believe me but i actually used to be pretty good at maths in school, but that was a while ago now.😅

Ffs how did i not think about that!! Haha! Thanks!

Am i being stupid…how does 10 numbers ending in 9 end up ending in 0?

I know it works, ive added it up myself but it shouldn’t work should it?! Am i going crazy?!