This article may be clickbait, and it may or may not be a true representation of which is actually more risky, but I want to say that I am sorry for my role that we, as men, have played to let it get to the point where this isn’t considered a stupid comparison and I am both saddened and deeply sorry that women are made to feel this way.

Maybe, but that is about a meter up along a glass pane. My arachnophobia won’t let me believe otherwise

Yeah, we have black widows, brown widows, funnel webs, orb spiders, rain spiders (palystes) and whatever the hell this ugly thing is:

I feel like the previous owner should’ve had a legal obligation to report this on the conditions of sale document…

Mostly. I have a split panel garage door that I figure would be pretty difficult for a snake to climb up. Same with the Scorpion which was about a meter up a window pane, and I figure scorpions don’t really climb glass.

Yup, I have photo evidence even

Ok, so I am assuming this means these is no windows or other possible air sources. Why not just break the toilet bowl, and stick the tube out of the top of the downpipe. If your house is on fire, I assume the toilet bowl is not priority from a retention perspective